Ok, Ok, Ok.....
I have to match my partner's....interests (?) in multi-limbed aquatic sexuality with:
(I like the tentacle on the nipple part. That must...suck)
the strange and unusual things that catch attention, tickle the funny bone, make for snickering in the corner, occasionally horrify and often amaze, this is going to include the occasional foray into the realm of the naughty and the sick.