Violence...is it right for you?

Violence

Do you experience sudden fits of anger or irritation? Do elderly people and children cause you to become upset? Have you ever threatened a person's family because they prepared your Double Whopper incorrectly? If you answered "go to hell" to any of these questions, maybe it’s time you tried Violence. Violence is clinically proven to treat these symptoms: • Loss of money or respect • Inability to wait in lines • Sass-mouth college boys • Moments of clarity • Low self esteem • Dry mouth • Runny nose • Boredom

Ask your doctor if Violence is right for you. If your doctor does not think violence is right for you, chillingly ask him whether he enjoys being able to walk and see if he reconsiders. Look for our ad in Golf Digest!