Leslie Nielsen, RIP

Dr. Rumack:
What was it we had for dinner tonight?
Elaine Dickinson:
Well, we had a choice: steak or fish.
Dr. Rumack:
Yes, yes, I remember, I had lasagna.

Sir Richard Branson, CD

"Virgin boss Sir Richard Branson will serve passengers in full cabin crew drag on an AirAsia flight after losing a bet to AirAsia owner Tony Fernandes over whose Formula 1 team performed better this season.

Branson backs Virgin Racing, while Fernandes is the team principle of Lotus Racing (of which CNN is a sponsor). Both teams are 2010 F1 Championship neophytes.

At the start of the season, Branson and Fernandes wagered that the loser of the bet would have to dress and serve as a flight attendant on the winner’s airline.

"He has an airline, we have an airline, and if we beat him he can come and work on one of our airlines as a Virgin stewardess," Branson said confidently in December last year.

"I suspect if he beats us he might ask me to reciprocate. Maybe I'll have to check out how fetching his stewardess outfits are!"

Boths team ended the season with zero points, but Lotus had better finishing positions overall and placed ahead of Virgin Racing in rankings.

“We have had this great bet running all season and now it’s time for Richard to start preparing himself for some hard work and the likely pain of a pair of high heels!” said Fernandes.


Branson seems delighted with his AirAsia outfit.
During celebrations on track on Sunday night at the conclusion of final F1 race, held in Abu Dhabi, Fernandes gave Branson an AirAsia uniform and pinned a stewardess’ badge on the Virgin Racing boss.

”One of the first people to come and congratulate us on the pitwall was Richard,” said Fernandes.

Judging from Branson’s ecstatic expression, pictured left, you’d think he was actually excited to have an excuse to don a female uniform.

We think it would be delightful if Branson did a safety demonstration dance routine while he’s at it.

Branson will serve on a Kuala Lumpur-London AirAsia X flight.

The tickets will be sold in an online charity auction."


From CNN....

Oh Those Wacky Japanese....

"What does it say about the mental state of modern otaku that a book entitled The Manga Guide to Psychosomatic Illnesses" is climbing the bestseller lists? Created in association with a Tokyo mental clinic, the description reads, "laugh as you learn about all sorts of psychosomatic issues, from depression and erectile dysfunction to hallucinations and pedophilia!"

Intriguingly, the latter chapter (which is available online), builds its case not on Japanese but rather on Western psychology, specifically the DSM IV diagnostic manual. And that case seems to be, "as long as she's over thirteen, it's okay!" It ends with an image of unjustly accused lolicon lovers being led off to re-education camps. Make of that what you will..."

Thanx You, AltJapan!

Jesus - this is kinky

Print it out in colour and start work on dressing your Jesus doll. I dare you.


Click the pic to see the works.

On Tattoos

The Bondage Awards

The Bondage Awards for 2010 have are out. They include top webs, free and paid, artists, models, photographers, writers, riggers, products, retailers and companies.

There's some good stuff there.

Mapping it Out

Here's a fun project for the kinky at heart: you can customize a map of your interests.

Here's just an example if what happens if I don't think hard about where I've been and I'm sure I've missed some things and some places are there would be so many pins on the map that you'd never be able to read it.

Find out where I've journeyed on the Map of Human Sexuality! Or get your own here!

Interesting

PETA - interesting, controversial, and always a killer conversation topic.


Via: Online

Geeks and Maids

Japan is back on the radar for another day this week. This time it is the Maid Cafes of Tokyo.

These locales apparently cater to the geek population who appreciate the rapt attention of a maid who greats them as "Master" at the door and who, for a price, will entertain and talk with them.

Here's the full story.

Health News

It's bad news for those of use with an addiction to chocolate:

People who regularly eat chocolate are more depressive, experts have found.

Research in Archives of Internal Medicine shows those who eat at least a bar every week are more glum than those who only eat chocolate now and again.

Damn! Now what was good for us isn't.

Japan, Yoghurt, and Catholicism? Part 2

On befriending the cultists.

Don't forget to check out their web.

Japan, Yoghurt, and Catholicism? Part 1

Once again the Japanese have made my news feed for the strange and unusual.

This time it is a Quasi-Catholic Sex Cult that indulges in yoghurt. It's not the yoghurt that is so odd, but that it becomes a lube for non-penetrative sex on the alter.

Not sure who to blame for this, the Catholics or the Japanese, but we do know that as far as taking things past the norm even for us fet-freaks, they excel at it.

"Sex Dungeon"

Here's just what you DYI folks need, little help from HousePlace for designing your perfect Sex Dungeon.

Money

The only problem with getting some is that some gets spent...

Today's acquisitions: 2 new crops, a dressage whip, and a 6' bull just for the hell of it. Got to love the local tack shop.

Also found some great composite rubber material that is used for reins, but I'm thinking custom body harness for a special little submissive.

How was your day?

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The Asshats are Special

Why don't Asshats pick on people fairly!?

Dad sues ‘Thank God for Dead Soldiers’ church

http://news.ca.msn.com/top-stories/msnbc-article.aspx?cp-documentid=23859276

""Some nights Albert Snyder wakes up at 3 a.m. Other nights he doesn't sleep at all, tormented by thoughts of the hateful signs carried by a fundamentalist church outside his Marine son's funeral.

"Thank God for Dead Soldiers."

"You're Going to Hell."

"Semper Fi Fags."

Hundreds of grieving families have been targeted by the Westboro Baptist Church, which believes military deaths are the work of a wrathful God who punishes the United States for tolerating homosexuality.""

OK - Z1 here - I am going to start picking on the Westboro Baptist f%ck@rs, as they need a dose of thier own treatment. You know - people like this, give religion a bad name - I am going to tell you - I do have experience in a Bap church setting. They are narrow minded to the point that the only ones protected or celibrated - are the pediphiles! More women and young men, that I talk to - that have had anything to do with Fundamental churches - the more THEY tell me how f&ck@d they are, by old f&ck*rs chasing them around the Sunday park, getting molested by the f#ck!n preacher - his Pedi Deacons, or the entire group of church elders.

Westboro - you will burn in hell - right beside the rest of the Hateful Bas^rds that spew your hate.

BTW - I may not be a Marine - but I will ask - if they need another Biker - to ride protection mode for the families. No one needs to see this kind of thing, when they are burying thier dead and our special people. I respect what each person brings to the table, when they ask to join the effort to protect ME and YOU, but putting thier life on the line. The LEAST that YOU can do is respect them, in death. They do this, so I do not have to go do it myself.

$#%% A$$ Hats - Z1

Performance Art Shibari

Now this floats my boat:



Enjoy!

A Weapon from the Soviet Past Seeks to Destroy Us

Mr. Trololo!

Singing...if it can be called that... "I Am Very Glad Because I am Finally Returning Home."

"Until recently, Eduard Khil hardly ever ventured onto the Internet. Now the 75-year-old spends much of his time sifting through the avalanche of fan mail flooding his e-mail inbox.

From Radio Free Europe:

Khil, a Brezhnev-era Russian crooner whose name had long since entered the pantheon of Soviet pop-star oblivion, is enjoying newfound fame, sparked when one of his old music clips went viral after being posted by an anonymous admirer on the video-sharing site YouTube. The 1976 clip features Khil, resplendent in a brown double-breasted jacket and heavily pomaded hair, grinning wildly as he lip-synchs -- often badly -- and strolls along a mustard-yellow background lined with metal gates.

But what makes the clip more of an oddity than the typical '70s video is the fact that, despite bearing the complicated title "I Am Very Happy Because I Am Finally Coming Home," the song has no lyrics. Instead, Khil hums, laughs, and belts out the melody in a long stream of la la la's -- a performance that has earned him the nickname "Mr. Trololo."


Oh yeah-this has gone viral and MAY become a new Rickroll. Armageddon I tells Yah!

....and to you!

Happy Easter