Tuesday, March 30, 2010

Hello What?

Once again the Japanese have won the fetish game with their Love Hotels. Not a new phenomena by any stretch, but the variety that is to be found is what makes it interesting. Anything can be perverted, or should I say converted into a useful montage for fantasy and sex.



The Hello Kitty bondage room from here.

And you can watch this YouTube segment on Love Hotels to see more Hello Kitty and other fantastical rooms for love and pain.

Saturday, March 27, 2010

"Travel Godemiche" ????


Only the Beeb:

"Historic sex toys sold for £3,600 at Essex auction."

Uhhhy...they're 10 and 11 inches long, respectively.

BTW: "Godemiche" is, essentially, German for dildo.

I Stand Corrected......

Well, sort of

You really can't improve on nature, and some things needn't be redesigned, however, there is always modification:



Implants are one mod, but then there is bifurcation:





Are you sure you want to look?





Are you really sure that you want to look?





No, are you really really sure that you want to look?






Friday, March 26, 2010

You can't re-design THESE.....

Don't Laugh

This is disturbing, there really is such a thing as the Lego Concentration Camp.



This is an image of just one part of the Polish designed set.

Perhaps what is more disturbing though is that I felt this need to Google it...

Update

The Diagram Prize has been awarded to Crocheting Adventures with Hyperbolic Planes. Here's the link.

More Safety Nazi Concerns


Honestly, I think the hot dog is a symbol of Darwinism at it's finest. If the parents are too stupid to cut the dog down the middle so it won't choke the child then they shouldn't have been breeding in the first place...

It was on the Safety Nazi's radar last month, I just ignored it as I was busy playing with somebody else's hot dog that day, but here's what you missed:

Hot dogs' shape presents choking hazard, seriously

Make hot dogs choke-proof, pediatricians say

So the logical conclusion is that children today will starve while having no fun at all.

Thursday, March 25, 2010

Here we go again with the Safety Nazis!



Gee, I made it through childhood without my fisher-Price toys KILLING me...how about you???

So now what? We consign the old Fisher Price Little People to a Fisher Price Old Folk's home set? Or do the bureaucrats intend on putting them in a Lego Concentration Camp as a threat to society?

just because

Monday, March 22, 2010

All Clogged Up






















These are from Chanel but there are several other sources for the spring trend of clogs.

This photo essay from UK Telegraph has some lovely examples.

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/fashion/fashionpicturegalleries/7480769/Alexa-Chung-is-Queen-of-the-Cloggies.html

Friday, March 19, 2010

What the HELL was she up to???






""Sexism and the Navy's Female Captain Bligh"

The Captain in question is Holly Graf, dismissed two months ago as commander of the USS Cowpens, a Ticonderoga-class guided missile cruiser. The gang at MilitaryCorruption.com led the pack in documenting Graf's reign of terror as skipper of the Cowpens and before that, the USS Winston S. Churchill, a guided missile destroyer.

Captain Graf's conduct makes Bligh look like a boy scout. As the Navy Inspector General documented, Graf (at various times) spat in the face of a crewmember; choked a junior officer under her command, hurled ceramic coffee mugs at subordinates and heaped withering verbal abuse at scores of sailors, petty officers and commissioned officers who crossed her path. Officially, Graf was fired for "cruelty and maltreatment" of her crew and conduct unbecoming an officer. Admittedly, our knowledge of Navy dismissals is limited, but we can't recall the last skipper who was relieved for "cruelty and maltreatment," giving Graf a very dubious distinction, indeed. MOAR from "Time" and hat tip to "In From the Cold."

Round-up

In the news:

Genital assault on police officer and Time-Warner gaffs with Playboy on children's channels. Got to love the name of the Scottish guy in the story though.

The brilliance of Viktor and Rolf, borrowing from fetish yet again, for Lady Gaga. The video is pretty cool.

Our Docs turn 50 on the 1st of April. Happy Birthday Dr. Martens. The only catch with the iconic footwear is that some of the manufacturing is now done offshore and the material quality, thus repairability, is not the same as it used to be.

The Ex partner can be a real troublemaker sometimes. Nice to know that celebs get it too, only for way bigger bucks. Lady Gaga's is after her for just $35million.

...and now for the explicit and official version of Lady Gaga's "Telephone":http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GQ95z6ywcBY . Yes you have to click the link, because it's official, there's no embedding.

Wednesday, March 17, 2010

Teh aftershocks of that post on the Behemoth....


HAPPY THOUGHTS! HAPPY THOUGHTS! HAPPY THOUGHTS!



ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!

Thank you mistress.....

It's the Collapse of Western Civilization I tell Yah!


That last post was sick. SICK!

Well, I'm not sure ancient Israel technically counts as Western Civ-Eastern Med Civ, maybe? That would make ancient Greece Aegean Civ....Discuss.

PS: I gather from this picture, Sampson was into bondage. Come to think of it, how much BDSM imagery was there in those children's bibles.....

WTF - WHY?

I am just shaking my head at the following article, at the idea that someone would aspire to the idea of weighing 1000 pounds. Morbid obesity of such an extreme is akin to aspiring to ingest a slow killing toxin on a daily basis.

I can hear the obit now: "Her greatest dream in life was to make sure that she couldn't walk, could not fit through the door of the house, could not possibly find jeans that fit, to have continual open sores on her body from the weight and rolls of fat...she achieved that and more in her short life..."

From the National Post:

Woman aspires to weigh 1,000 pounds
Posted: March 16, 2010, 9:42 PM by Erin Valois

Donna Simpson is setting a two-year goal to reach her ideal weight. So of course, she is on a diet — of cakes, doughnuts and loads of fast food. But don't worry, she isn't cheating her food plan. The 42-year-old New Jersey mother's goal is to go from 600 pounds to a whopping 1,000.

Simpson, in an interview with the Daily Mail, says she wants to be the world's fattest woman. She already holds the Guinness World Record as the World's Fattest Mother — and needed 30 people to assist in the delivery of her daughter.

She will try to eat 12,000 calories a day to make her dream come true.

From the Daily Mail:

"'I'd love to be 1,000lb,' she said. 'It might be hard though. Running after my daughter keeps my weight down.'"

But Simpson admits that she needs a motor scooter to get around and can only walk 20 feet before becoming too fatigued to continue. While adding an extra 400 pounds is a feat in itself, it is does not come cheap. But do not fret, budding weight-gainers — you can follow Simpson's lead and set up a website to collect money from people who want to watch you eat. Yes, this is how she can afford the $750 grocery bill.

Futility





















As a brunette, I know a gazillion blonde jokes... Gives me something to do on Friday nights.

Saturday, March 13, 2010

Is it a Rocket, a Plane, Train? Its ...


ROCKET BIKE -------WTF?


OK - so buddy grabs some beers some night - falls asleep and comes up with this idea for a motorcycle - built out of a f^%&*n rocket. Holy Bat Shite,


Drop in on "Thatwillbuffout.com" for some laughs and for those with mechanical minds - ideas in real working models!

Monday, March 8, 2010

Define "Irony".....


The Hurt Locker beats Avatar.


I like how a movie with little financial backing and virtually no distribution that is pro-military and based on reality beat the crap out of a massive overblown expensive anti-military movie that purports to be about an insurgency of blue people against a military-industrial corporate behemoth.......

(and the sub-text of Cameron's ex-wife snatching the Oscar away from him at the last minute was nothing short of amusing-apparently size doesn't matter.....)

Sunday, March 7, 2010

Ton-Up Boys






Gene Vincent-RIP-Singing 'Be-Bop a Lula' in a black leather suit-with a crew of real Ton-Up Boys riding into the studio......in 1964. Awesome.

Explanation: Ton-Up Boys were British bikers in the 1950s and 1960s: they evolved into 'Rockers' who were opposed by the Mods. For better explanation, watch The Who's "Quadrophenia" but ignore the pro-mod bias and be sympathetic to the Rockers. "Doing the Ton" was 100 mph. That's Miles per Hour for those brainwashed by the metric system.