The Guolizhuang Restaurant

OK, I admit to having a thing for hot sauce, and I can be rather adventurous trying out new foods, however, I think I found a place that would take this adventuresome spirit to a place that I am not sure I would want to go.

The Guolizhuang Restaurant, also know as Beijing's Penis Restaurant. Apparently they serve foods made from various cocks... er, animal penises. To quote the web "Guolizhuang is a restaurant where nearly every dish has a dick in it. You can have your choices of dog, yak, donkey, seal, and more."

Awesome, but it is not recommended for women. Yes, I'm off the hook. As for why would you eat this? Because sucking donkey dongs is good for the skin.

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Just because...

.... it's Friday, and I've got lots of coffee made, and a busy calendar (in so many ways - yes, you'll get a copy of it, along with your jerk curry, on my next visit Y1) this weekend, and I am in a good glow-y mood.



Have a fab weekend darling!
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Nah, do it RIGHT....

....with a leash.


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Awww, now this is why we love you Y1. Mind you I have been researching the idea of the electronic dog collars with the remote shock system for shits & giggles.

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Shopping To Do

Well Y1, it looks like I have to go shopping soon.



Also, one of my colleagues has offered to construct a seal-skin flogger for me. Now that will be an interesting and slappy little toy I suspect. January project for us chicks, something to do over caffeine and nicotine consumption.

How's the recovery going?
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Sorry, X1...Still Recovering from the week-end.....

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Nice pic there Y1, looks like you had yet another smashing good time in the ladies' hands.
-X1

Adam Lambert and the AMA Furor

All right, how about that? Here's a gay guy doing a cool song at the American Music Awards, utilizing tons of S/m style props, and kissing the male keyboardist. Awesome. It's not like Madonna, et al having been doing this for the past 20 years. So what the fuck is the problem people? Dick Clark Productions, Inc. has pulled the YouTube video due to a copyright claim and states that it is unsuitable for TV.



Watch it quick before they pull this copy of it too!

The thing that burnt my ass worse than hot wax improperly applied to the posterior is that female performers have indeed been doing equally hot and sexy performances for years, usually with way fewer articles of clothing on their bodies than Adam. The fucking double standard that women can be raunchy, sexy, strip and kiss another woman is quite acceptable but a man - OH NO, not good at all. Unacceptable, touchy, too sexy, tastelss.

What ever happened to equality? I believe that men should fight for their right to be objectified equally as much as women. Get out there fellas and start protesting because North American media is trying to shove your sexuality back in the closet.

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X1

Another Play Date

Yes Y1, it is very easy to get hooked on play dates. Hope you enjoyed yours this past weekend. Just had another one yesterday and am enjoying it immensely.

Subbie was tied up again, edged, pinched, scratched, clamped up and down (I love watching the reaction when clamps are removed... sloooowly, it makes me smile), and promised more if he was good. He's getting more.



Ahhhh, as only those down east can do it.

Sick Ducks

I wanted to share this article that I discovered some time ago, before it disappears from the source.



Necrophilia among ducks ruffles research feathers
Donald MacLeod
guardian.co.uk, Tuesday 8 March 2005 12.23 GMT



The strange case of the homosexual necrophiliac duck pushed out the boundaries of knowledge in a rather improbable way when it was recorded by Dutch researcher Kees Moeliker.

It may have ruffled a few feathers, but it earned him the coveted Ig Nobel prize for biology awarded for improbable research, and next week he will be recounting his findings to UK audiences on the Ig Nobel tour.

Ducks behave pretty badly, it seems. It is not so much that up to one in 10 of mallard couples are homosexual - no one would raise an eyebrow in the liberal Netherlands - but they regularly indulge in "attempted rape flights" when they pursue other ducks with a view to forcible mating. "Rape is a normal reproductive strategy in mallards," explains Mr Moeliker.

As he recounts in his seminal paper, The first case of homosexual necrophilia in the mallard anas platyrhynchos, he was in his office in the Natuurmuseum Rotterdam, when he was alerted by a bang to the fact a bird had crashed into the glass facade of the building. "I went downstairs immediately to see if the window was damaged, and saw a drake mallard (anas platyrhynchos) lying motionless on its belly in the sand, two metres outside the facade. The unfortunate duck apparently had hit the building in full flight at a height of about three metres from the ground. Next to the obviously dead duck, another male mallard (in full adult plumage without any visible traces of moult) was present. He forcibly picked into the back, the base of the bill and mostly into the back of the head of the dead mallard for about two minutes, then mounted the corpse and started to copulate, with great force, almost continuously picking the side of the head.

"Rather startled, I watched this scene from close quarters behind the window until 19.10 hours during which time (75 minutes) I made some photographs and the mallard almost continuously copulated his dead congener. He dismounted only twice, stayed near the dead duck and picked the neck and the side of the head before mounting again. The first break (at 18.29 hours) lasted three minutes and the second break (at 18.45 hours) lasted less than a minute. At 19.12 hours, I disturbed this cruel scene. The necrophilic mallard only reluctantly left his 'mate': when I had approached him to about five metres, he did not fly away but simply walked off a few metres, weakly uttering a series of two-note 'raeb-raeb' calls (the 'conversation-call' of Lorentz 1953). I secured the dead duck and left the museum at 19.25 hours. The mallard was still present at the site, calling 'raeb-raeb' and apparently looking for his victim (who, by then, was in the freezer)."

Mr Moeliker suggests the pair were engaged in a rape flight attempt. "When one died the other one just went for it and didn't get any negative feedback - well, didn't get any feedback," he said.

His findings have provoked a lot of interest - especially in Britain for some reason - but no other recorded cases of duck necrophilia. However, Mr Moeliker was informed of an American case involving a squirrel and a dead partner, although in this case it is not known whether the necrophilia observed was homosexual or not as the victim had been run over by a truck shortly before the incident.

Just because...

... the furry animal thing kicked in as a natural progression in the brain:



Oh, my poor brain!

Just because...

... I am still feeling a thing for vinyl:

LP's

I still have some of my "best" vinyl and still spin it now & again. Nostalgia is sometimes good.

A Favorite for the Road

Nothing like a good cigar when travelling:



Enjoy your weekend as well!

Just because...

...it's Barbie, and well done too for a definitely not official doll.



Pix-napped from here

Gotta Go Hang out, X1....

C U L8R!

The Toy Box

Because I like Lego and toys:



and it just made me laugh.

How To

Why thank you Y1, I must say that my status has been elevated to Goddess recently.

Now for anyone curious on how to pull off the rope work in my previous post, I stumbled across this:



A fab little how-to diagram don't you think.

I must say, X1.....

I'm....IMPRESSED!

Well DONE, my dear!

It was...

..a real blast

I started the day here:



Proceeded to practice on re-sensitizing the feet:



When that was determined to be a success:



And then wrapped up the afternoon by receiving a completely excellent massage:



I am delighted with my new subbie.

Play Date

Another day of thrills and chills.



I'll tell you more tomorrow.

He Likes It

A fun time had by all ;)